Plotlines:

Football jock Dave bullies Kurt, because Kurt is gay

Buuuuut….it turns out that Dave the bully, is only bullying Kurt because he is secretly gay and in love with Kurt. This very Freudian turn sends the message that people only bully gays because they secretly want to fuck them. So if you bully queers, you’re a big ol’ queer yourself.

Plotline: Slut Christian blonde cheerleader hypocrite Quinn gets her come-uppings when she gets pregnant by her boyfriend Finn. 

But seeing as she is a slut AND a hypocrite it’s actually another jock’s child (Puck).  She knew this the entire time and was trying to cuckold Finn.

Quinn’s horrible uptight Christian parents (more horrible than her, even) kicked her out on the street when they discovered she was pregnant, even though she begged for forgiveness. She gives the child up for adoption.

Idiot Christian, Finn makes a grilled cheese sandwich he thinks looks like Jesus and prays to it, hoping that his wishes get granted. 

He is then approached by Rachel in his room. She does not believe in “Grilled Cheezus” and insists her children will be brought up Jewish. Finn, overcome by his desire for her, agrees- and she gets him to second base.

Terri Scheuster, blonde wife of the Glee club teacher (and aunt to Quinn!!!!) , fakes a pregnancy to avoid divorce. She is generally a controlling bitch who is trying to break up the glee club.

Funding is cut and Artie will have to travel to Glee competitions at his own expense due to his disability.

The Glee coach makes all the kids use wheelchairs to see what it feels like. They are able to raise enough money to cover Artie’s costs due to a very successful bake sale, where the goods were laced with marijuana, giving everyone the munchies.

Mike Chang’s evil dad wants his son to be financially secure and pushes him study medicine.

Mike defies him by saying he will be a dancer when he grows up (big demand at those dancing factories?). Mike’s dad comes around, and learns that everyone should follow their dreams (for fame).

Mercedes is forced to lose weight by blonde villain Sue in order to fit in a cheer outfit.

She ends up fainting and having to go to the emergency room. All her friends rally around her and tell her not to lose weight. Quin (who is nice for one episode!) tells Mercedes that she respects her for accepting herself, and she learned how important eating was once she became pregnant. Mercedes goes off the diet.

“The Beast”, who is also the high school football coach (yes, to the guys) thinks she’s too ugly to have a boyfriend and has never had a kiss before. 

But a handsome college football coach falls in love with her for some reason.

Joe Hart is a new addition to the Christian club, but his Christian beliefs lead him to hesistate when having to sing a song to a lesbian couple. He changes his mind as he realizes, “Love is love, man.”

He sings for the happy couple as they share a kiss.

The entire Glee club is boycotting Finn and Rachel’s wedding because they are too young to get married and Rachel should focus on her dreams of “becoming famous” on Broadway. 

When Santana came out to her grandmother, she disowned her, because of her strict Catholic beliefs. This is portrayed as a terrible thing. 

When Kurt comes out to his macho dad, his dad say he is perfectly fine with it and is unfazed. His dad also attempted for Kurt to be allowed to sing songs reserved for the female Glee cast. This is all spun as very positive, especially when juxtaposed with Santana’s grandma’s “bigotry”.

Kurt’s dad gets a heart attack. People try to rally around Kurt and pray for his dad but he refuses the prayers (specifically Quinn’s) because Christianity is “anti-gay, woman, and science.”

Mercedes brought him to her “more spiritual” black church and he was more OK with it, and came to terms with allowing prayers for his dad, even though he was still an avowed atheist (this episode also touched upon Sue’s atheism).

UPDATE: Thanks to Leap of Beta for informing me about the plot below.

Kurt and Finn’s parents get married and the two boys are forced to share a bedroom. Kurt aggresively tries to seduce Finn, ignoring his discomfort with it-even going as far as decorating his bedroom like a harem. Finn says that Kurt’s bedroom decoration is faggy and Kurt’s dad throws Finn out of the house for disrespecting his son.

Finn “makes it up to him” by dressing up in drag for his Glee performance.

Finn had also asked Kurt to dance at his parents wedding, showing that although sometimes bigoted he usually does the right thing (appease gays regardless of his feelings or convictions). Maybe in another episode he can take it up the ass, to show that he’s REALLY tolerant.

Songs (just a few, because seriously, my head is spinning): 

During the Lady Gaga (of course, right!?) episode, everyone sang “Born This Way” proudly wearing a t-shirt that boasts about what makes them different.

It’s a big hit at the concerts, too

One of us by Joan Osbourne

During the Madonna episode Rachel and Jesse sing “Like a Virgin”

Puck sings “Fat Bottomed Girls” to Lauren in order to woo her.

(This is Lauren, btw)

I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry

Merecedes sings “I Will Always Love You” to Sam, the guy she just rejected.

This is Sam, btw

“With you I’m born again”- Rachel dressed as a schoolgirl and Finn as a priest. Subtle.

Kurt performs “Single Ladies”

Well ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution rests. Hope you enjoyed the show.

If you still have not had enough,  check out the cast of Glee slutting it up for GQ magazine. I’d say it’s pretty in line with the values of the show.

I have not yet been able to accomplish such a feat, jumping up from my seat and exclaiming about diversity agendas, marxism, and anti Christian rhetoric to my (recovering) Glee-tard youngest sibling and mother.

Worst of all, it hits you like a ton of rocks. I like my subervsion subtle, at least don’t insult my intelligence whilst destroying my culture.

So, in order to shut me up, Gleetard agreed to help me bring you a Glee tutorial, so you don’t have to sit through it yourself. Brought to you with minor commentary and in pictures.

As you are reading below, please note this is an extremely popular show for teenagers and pre-teens. 

The couples: 

Santana Lopez and Brittany S. Pears (huh huh, get it?)

Interracial lesbian couple; cheerleaders

Kurt and Blaine. Gay couple; first “non peck” guy on guy kiss in prime-time history

Puck and Lauren

Yes. One more time.

Puck.

Lauren.

Did I mention that HE was the one that was in love with her? She brushed him off.

Mercedes and Sam

That’s right.

This is Mercedes. 

This is Sam. 

Someeeebody didn’t read their Kanzawaaaaa. By the way, she is the one that ends up rejecting Sam in the end.

Artie and Tina

Artie and Brittany

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and the Golden Couple….

Finn and Rachel

Jewish/Gentile couple

He chose Rachel over Quinn, the Queen bee blonde cheerleader, because Rachel “is a better person” and of course, as we all know, blondes are evil.

Theme: Sex, Sex, Sex!! (and more sex)

“Did you bring the poppers?”

Kurt and Blaine’s first time having anal sex was lauded was “sweet” by the media.

According to sister “These two chicks hook up all the time”

Puck and Quinn

Finn and Santana

Finn and Quinn

Finn and Rachel

Brittany and Artie (the dude in the wheelchair)

Reminder: Show for young people. Prime time.

Theme: Diversity 

You’re only worthwhile if you are different. Tradition and status quo are immoral. White is bad.

Let’s play ‘find the heterosexual Caucasian gentile’! (He’s the one in the wheelchair). Oh, and the Asian girl has a stutter (for good measure).

The villains of Glee represent anti-diversity.

Quinn (also Christian, more on that later)

Sue Sylvester

Both are part of the cheerleading squad (Sue is the coach). All are white blonde Gentiles.

Terri Schesuter is the bitch wife of the Glee coach and makes his life a living hell.

The only heterosexual white Christian gentile who is not evil is the guidance counselor. However she is a repressed virgin, has OCD, is a germaphobe, and has “ginger supremacists” parents (we all know what they’re alluding to).  A very flawed individual, indeed.

The heroine of the show is the underdog Rachel, who triumphs over the evil blondes and gets the guy. She is one the character allowed to be innocent, sweet, and a virgin (up until recently) without any underlying hints of repression or hypocrisy.

She is mocked because she is “different” and has two fathers. This family is portrayed as the most functional, fun and happy, while those that mock her have cruel heteronormative parents (more on that later too).

You can only gain redemption by joining the underdogs. Santana, Brittany, and Quinn (cheerleaders), Finn and Puck (football jocks) — were evil bullies magically transformed into kind souls once they joined the Glee club and embraced diversity and “being different.”

Theme: Christians are assholes

Quinn, the only overt Christian on the show for some time, is a bitch, a cheater a hypocrite, and a slut.

She’s actually such a ridiculous hypocrite that she takes (even ridiculous by Glee’s standards) “prayer breaks’ between sex sessions with her boyfriend. We are constantly reminded that the bitch is the Christian, via the small cross she wears on her neck.

Quinn’s very Christian parents are uptight, no-fun, repressed (of course), unforgiving jerks that threw their daughter out on the street when she did not “hold up their values”.

The Celibacy Club is also full of hypocrites, judgemental assholes, and cockteases. The motto of some of the girls is…..

“Yes to teasing, no to pleasing”

Lastly is the new Christian character Joe Hart. He is a “weird” (best friend is his Mom, home-schooled), judgmental, space cadet who only gains redemption when he agrees to sing a Valentine’s Day sing-o-gram to a lesbian couple, exclaiming, “Love is love, man.”

Theme: “Loving yourself” moots all value judgement

Lauren “owned” that she was fat and loved it, and that’s why Puck fell in love with her….citing her “bad assness”

Rachel wanted to get a nose job and was convinced she was beautiful regardless

and of course…Kurt. Everyone should “be themselves”

I can honestly say that I’d rather my children watch every episode of Jersey Shore, Toddlers and Tiara’s and Kardashians than even one episode of this thinly veiled propaganda.

Now that you know some of the themes and characters, we will next explore some actual plot-lines of Glee and what kind of message they send out. Stay tuned for tomorrow!

Update: Here’s part two!

What is concerning is how many of these pictures below are from children’s and teen’s movies and tv shows. One could ALMOST think there is some sort of agenda out there.

Anyway, here we go…

Meredith from the Bratz movies

Biff Tannen from Back to the Future

Baby Jane

Mr. Joshua from Lethal Weapon

Gordon Gekko (more of a dirty blonde, but I’ll add him)

Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit

The villains on Hairspray

One of the many blonde villains on Babylon 5

Doc Hopper from The Muppet Movie

The Evans family from High School Musical

Nuclear Man from Superman IV:The Quest For Peace

The crazy chick from Obsessed (Seriously? White blonde woman tries to break up nuclear black family!? Fuck you.)

Evil chick in Camp Rock (Popular Disney movie)

Helga from Hey Arnold

Angelica from Rugrats

Mean blonde girl from Sonny With a Chance (another popular Disney show)

Remy Buxaplenty from Fairly Oddparents

Lori from That 70s Show

CC Babcock from the Nanny

Evil twins from Shake it Up (Another Disney show…are you noticing a trend here?)

Villain from Unfabulous (a popular Nick show)

Cindy Vortex from Jimmy Neutron

Alison from Pretty Little Liars (CW Teen Drama)

Evil Vampire on Twilight (#Teamedward)

Dede from Dexter (on Nick)

The two a-holes from Princess Diaries

Dolores from Harry Potter

Blonde jerk in “Geek Charming” (Disney made for TV movie)

Debbie from Addams Family Values

Mean lady from Casper

Monique from She’s the Man

Harriet from Wild Child (Teen movie)

Belinda from A Walk to Remember

The mom in Ice Princess (Teen movie)

Alicia Silverstone in The Crush

Rebecca Romijn in Femme Fatale

Blonde adversaries on “Charmed”

Pearl Forrester and TV’s Frank from MST3K (#teamMikeNelson) (my favorite show ever btw, watch it b4 bed every night —____— )

Glory the Hellgod from Buffy

Carla from Burn Notice

Morgause from Mists of Avalon

Amber “Cut throat bitch” Volakis from House

Elle Bishop from Heroes

Kristen Bell is apparently SO blonde that she appeared as the villain in another movie, “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”

Amanda Tanen from Ugly Betty

I’m sure I’ll have a Part Three at some point in the future. If you have any more suggestions, please keep them coming!! A shout out to Koala Bear and Pulga for the help ^_^

Update: I haven’t watched these shows (save HSM and Twilight), but have little elves right in the zeitgeist that feed me info. I think there may even be enough material for a Part 3 in a few months. So stop calling me a Pedobear for all the Disney/Nick references, lol.

The Great Depression Recession now

What are you talking about? Move along, nothing to see…..

“Our Great War’s a spiritual war . . . our Great Depression is our lives” – Tyler Durden

Some depressing charts:

Household Debt-to-Income (meaning how much debt you have in relation to your yearly earnings). Shows how a nation of savers (see 1975) became a nation of consumer serfs.

Unemployment chart. Please note that unemployment is actually much higher- somewhere in the mid-teens as the government does not count people who gave up looking for a job, went back to school because they could not find work, or work part time hours when they wish to be employed full time.

I know the Great Depression was a terrible time in the nation’s history, but at least they admitted it was a Depression- and dressed better.

High School now:

No? That’s ok. Maybe next year.

Happy Valentine’s Day, providing, loyal husband. I bet your wife knows you deserve something special.

No? She’s just making you go to Fashion Bug to buy her another mumu? Maybe you should just be nicer, then.

Happy Valentine’s Day committed bachelor. Good to see you got that clingy chick off your back.

Home cooked meals are overrated.

Happy Valentine’s Day alpha chasers. Did you finally find one that was willing to sleep with you AND commit?

No? Well, maybe 100 is your lucky number. Just keep it classy and don’t SETTLE. Rich astronaut who looks like Tom Brady- or bust.

Happy Valentine’s day cads!! Maybe you can schedule something…special with your harem tonight

Oh. Well, I bet you if you neg her she might be interested. How’s the hip?

Happy Valentine’s Day, career woman!! You truly can have it all!

As in, all the cats.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the heteronormative non carousel riding harem building people out there.

Here’s to all you fools out there getting married and making some kids. Above replacement level, thanks.

Maybe a little weird, a little flashy. But now? 

Cultural Dadaism. 

Here is a link to Minaj’s performance titled “Ther Exorcism of Roman” from last night. Subversion can only hide lack of talent to a point. Even Gaga plays the piano.

http://www.vh1.com/music/tuner/2012-02-13/nicki-minajs-grammys-performance-what-did-you-think/

Grocery stores now:

Haiti Now: 

“Feed me, white devil!!”

Haiti has received more foreign aid than any other country, including BILLIONS after the earthquake.

By the way, here are some of Haiti’s beaches. Too bad they’re located in Haiti.

Slavery was a mistake. Like, a big one.

Yukio Mishima

AND NOW!?

Seriously. You guys. What’s going on!?

Great post about Japanese rejection of neoliberalism from Counter-currents

If you want to learn more about Japanese culture via Mishima read this

Has anyone been to Japan? I’ve been there several times and found it as weird as it’s reputation (although yes, of course there are plenty of normal people around). I went alone once and had a wonderful time where I met some great people. Ah, the safety and harmony of a homogeneous society.

Fun fact: If you type “Why are the Japanese” the autocorrect is “Why are the Japanese so weird”?