Impending Blackout Gives the City’s Working Class Its Chance to Rise Up Against their Wealthy Oppressors
Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years
“I’d always thought gays were regular people, just like you and me, and that the stereotype of homosexuals as hedonistic, sex-crazed deviants was just a destructive myth,” said mother of four Hannah Jarrett, 41, mortified at the sight of 17 tanned and oiled boys cavorting in jock straps to a throbbing techno beat on a float shaped like an enormous phallus. “Boy, oh, boy, was I wrong.”
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don’t Want To Have A Country Anymore
“Few respondents expressed strong feelings, but most thought dissolving the union would ‘be a lot easier for everyone.’”
Racial Harmony Achieved By Casting Of Black Actor As Teen Computer Whiz

HO HO HO! 9-11 Was an Inside Job!
Klan Rally 70 Percent Undercover Reporters

Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures (video)
Fuck Everything, Nation Reports
“…as if that were even fucking possible, as if anyone could change what happened, as if the same fucking bullshit isn’t going to keep happening again and again and fucking again before people finally decide it’s time to change the way we live, so what’s the point? What the hell is the goddamned point?”
Local Jew Feels Left Out Of Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy
Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does
Anti-Racism Laws Mutate Racism Into Newer, Stronger Form
Educated Bigot That Much More Terrifying
Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

Alarming Study Finds More Than 12 Instances Of Racism Occurred Last Year
Detroit Sold For Scrap
Maya Angelou Honored For Courage, Blackness

Nation’s Blacks Creeped Out By All The People Smiling At Them
This Racist Propoganda Practically Writes Itself!
NAACP Says Enough Done To Promote Racial Equality
Did Six Million Really Visit The Holocaust Museum?
Affable Anti-Semite thinks Jews are Doing a Super Job With the Media (audio)
World’s Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ
The Jewish People Have Endured So Much, What I’m Going To Put Them Through Is Nothing
Jew-Sponsored Stock Car Booed Off Track
Activist Judge Cancels Christmas
Jews Begin To Make Presence Felt In Entertainment Law

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