For the record, I am a Star Trek girl, specifically a DS9 fan. Star Wars is kind of gay, but it’s safe to say the originals are better.
Star Wars then:
SUSPENSE
PASSION
REDEMPTION
ANTICIPATION
ANGST
FRIENDSHIP
HONOR
MORE PASSION
WISDOM
TEAMWORK
THE OLD ORDER
VICTORYStar Wars now:
3 LIGHT SABERS F*** YEAH!!!
CGI JAMAICAN SPACE DONKEY
LETS GET AWKWARD!
YODA FIGHTS!
KNOW IT ALL KIDS! EVERYONE’S FAVORITE!
DOUBLE LIGHTSABER F*** YEAH!!!
FOUR LIGHTSABERS F*** YEAH!!!
CAN YOU HANDLE THE PASSION?!
UM. INTRIGUE? HAIR?
SENATE DISCUSSIONS! YES!Here is another contrast:
Love story #1:
Love Story #2:
Hahah. I can’t even watch those scenes. What a creep.
It was actually pretty hard to find Star Wars pictures without referencing a specific scene. Most general searches lead one to pictures of merchandise, mostly legos.
If you are interested in Star Wars the very best movie review of the new Episodes is found here.
Sometimes you hate something, and you have an idea why…however these reviews break it down in a very informative and interesting way.
Like the puaboys foolishly quoting “yoda” like he’s an actual philosopher, ALL of Star Wars greatness and failure lies at the feet of Geo. Lucas – a dictator.
When young, a creative idealist.
Then, jaded by money and fame, a whoremonger and libertine – corrupted into artistic emptiness.
Plus, from what I read on the INTERNET…..his vision was actually similar to the newer Star Wars, but they just didnt have the technology for it…plus he was surrounded by sycophants when making 1-3. That dialogue was more wooden than a sea captain’s leg, jesus.
Have you seen the Plinkett reviews yet?
You don’t post on my blog.
so i’m leaving
LOL. Sorry, I actually haven’t been on anyone’s blog since forever but was making the rounds today. I’ll even blogroll you, you immature brat.
Siren, Diva
I recommend his Avatar review.
Honestly, all his reviews are awesome….even Cop Dog, lol.
I love your labeling – lots of LULZ. While his private life may be a mess and his politics abhorrent, the younger Harrison Ford was truly yummy, dontcha think?
The only one in my family who adores and still watches Star Wars is my 12 year old, so I can’t share your post with anyone.
@sheila – “the younger Harrison Ford was truly yummy, dontcha think?”
totally yummy! (^_^)
Definitely yummy!! Pre-earring HF for the win.
Ah, sorry about the potty mouth. My language is limited. I’ll asterisk the F***s and maybe then you can share it with your son??
Don’t apologize – it was all the “Fuck yeah’s!” that had me laughing so hard! I simply meant what I said – I can’t share it with my younger kid, and my hubby isn’t that into Star Wars any more.
I don’t blame your husband- they really ruined the childhood of so many……
Yoda is a douche. All his “wisdom” comes out of fortune cookies.
@flavia – “If you are interested in Star Wars the very best movie review of the new Episodes is found here.”
what new episodes? (~_^)
if these so-called prequels actually existed and weren’t just a figment of so many people’s imaginations, like some sort of outbreak of mass hysteria, then i would agree that they weren’t as good at ALL as the first ones. thank goodness they never happened!
(btw – star trek is a-okay, too. (^_^) but not the new movies!!)
you DO know of course that ‘starwars prequel’ is ancient 1980 language for –
“i will be needing MORE FUTURE money in the 21st century kthxbai!”
HAHAHA. Yeah, you guys missed a bullet there. Or three.
The Trek movies suck, actually, if you want to see a good breakdown as to WHY they suck, check out the Plinkett reviews on those movies too (same site as the Star Wars movie reviews). TNG is a more calm show, with a dignified cast and it was weird to just hurl them into a super action packed movie, and thereby changing all of the character’s personalities (especially Picard).
But seriously, why am I even TALKING about TNG, when the only Star Trek worth its weight is Deep Space Nine. Have you seen it? Has anyone? It’s the best. An actual arch where everything is tied up nicely….a near perfect show.
Some fool nerdchick I know (she’s bangable) recommended I see the latest star trek movie – the one withthe hunky dudes n’ explosions fuck yeah!
barf. so stupid it made my synapses hurt
OK, it isn’t fair inflicting Plinkett on literal-minded geeks without some sort of warning about the insanely sick humor! I haven’t laughed that hard in I don’t know how long. Fuck yeah!
Jamaican space donkey is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week. Here’s hoping for 10 1/2 lightsabers next time.
This site has a few spoofs of how many movies should have ended. The Star War ones are hilarious.
Luke: You cut off my hand!
Vader: Don’t be a baby, Luke. I had both my arms and legs cut off.
http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/content/videos