For the record, I am a Star Trek girl, specifically a DS9 fan. Star Wars is kind of gay, but it’s safe to say the originals are better.

Star Wars then: 

SUSPENSE

PASSION
REDEMPTION
ANTICIPATION
ANGST
FRIENDSHIP
HONOR
MORE PASSION
WISDOM
TEAMWORK
THE OLD ORDER
VICTORY

Star Wars now:

3 LIGHT SABERS F*** YEAH!!!
CGI JAMAICAN SPACE DONKEY
LETS GET AWKWARD!
YODA FIGHTS!
KNOW IT ALL KIDS! EVERYONE’S FAVORITE!
DOUBLE LIGHTSABER F*** YEAH!!!
FOUR LIGHTSABERS F*** YEAH!!!
CAN YOU HANDLE THE PASSION?!
UM. INTRIGUE? HAIR?
SENATE DISCUSSIONS! YES!

Here is another contrast:

Love story #1:

Love Story #2:

Hahah. I can’t even watch those scenes. What a creep.

It was actually pretty hard to find Star Wars pictures without referencing a specific scene. Most general searches lead one to pictures of merchandise, mostly legos.

If you are interested in Star Wars the very best movie review of the new Episodes is found here.

Phantom Menace

Attack of the Clones

Revenge of the Sith

Sometimes you hate something, and you have an idea why…however these reviews break it down in a very informative and interesting way.