Yesterday you were introduced to the themes, characters and relationships of Glee. Today we will look into some of the plotlines and musical interludes of this show and the message they send out.

Plotlines:

Football jock Dave bullies Kurt, because Kurt is gay

Buuuuut….it turns out that Dave the bully, is only bullying Kurt because he is secretly gay and in love with Kurt. This very Freudian turn sends the message that people only bully gays because they secretly want to fuck them. So if you bully queers, you’re a big ol’ queer yourself.

Plotline: Slut Christian blonde cheerleader hypocrite Quinn gets her come-uppings when she gets pregnant by her boyfriend Finn. 

But seeing as she is a slut AND a hypocrite it’s actually another jock’s child (Puck).  She knew this the entire time and was trying to cuckold Finn.

Quinn’s horrible uptight Christian parents (more horrible than her, even) kicked her out on the street when they discovered she was pregnant, even though she begged for forgiveness. She gives the child up for adoption.

Idiot Christian, Finn makes a grilled cheese sandwich he thinks looks like Jesus and prays to it, hoping that his wishes get granted. 

He is then approached by Rachel in his room. She does not believe in “Grilled Cheezus” and insists her children will be brought up Jewish. Finn, overcome by his desire for her, agrees- and she gets him to second base.

Terri Scheuster, blonde wife of the Glee club teacher (and aunt to Quinn!!!!) , fakes a pregnancy to avoid divorce. She is generally a controlling bitch who is trying to break up the glee club.

Funding is cut and Artie will have to travel to Glee competitions at his own expense due to his disability.

The Glee coach makes all the kids use wheelchairs to see what it feels like. They are able to raise enough money to cover Artie’s costs due to a very successful bake sale, where the goods were laced with marijuana, giving everyone the munchies.

Mike Chang’s evil dad wants his son to be financially secure and pushes him study medicine.

Mike defies him by saying he will be a dancer when he grows up (big demand at those dancing factories?). Mike’s dad comes around, and learns that everyone should follow their dreams (for fame).

Mercedes is forced to lose weight by blonde villain Sue in order to fit in a cheer outfit.

She ends up fainting and having to go to the emergency room. All her friends rally around her and tell her not to lose weight. Quin (who is nice for one episode!) tells Mercedes that she respects her for accepting herself, and she learned how important eating was once she became pregnant. Mercedes goes off the diet.

“The Beast”, who is also the high school football coach (yes, to the guys) thinks she’s too ugly to have a boyfriend and has never had a kiss before. 

But a handsome college football coach falls in love with her for some reason.

Joe Hart is a new addition to the Christian club, but his Christian beliefs lead him to hesistate when having to sing a song to a lesbian couple. He changes his mind as he realizes, “Love is love, man.”

He sings for the happy couple as they share a kiss.

Glee Recap: Season 3, Episode 13 photo 4

The entire Glee club is boycotting Finn and Rachel’s wedding because they are too young to get married and Rachel should focus on her dreams of “becoming famous” on Broadway. 

When Santana came out to her grandmother, she disowned her, because of her strict Catholic beliefs. This is portrayed as a terrible thing. 

When Kurt comes out to his macho dad, his dad say he is perfectly fine with it and is unfazed. His dad also attempted for Kurt to be allowed to sing songs reserved for the female Glee cast. This is all spun as very positive, especially when juxtaposed with Santana’s grandma’s “bigotry”.

Kurt’s dad gets a heart attack. People try to rally around Kurt and pray for his dad but he refuses the prayers (specifically Quinn’s) because Christianity is “anti-gay, woman, and science.”

Mercedes brought him to her “more spiritual” black church and he was more OK with it, and came to terms with allowing prayers for his dad, even though he was still an avowed atheist (this episode also touched upon Sue’s atheism).

UPDATE: Thanks to Leap of Beta for informing me about the plot below.

Kurt and Finn’s parents get married and the two boys are forced to share a bedroom. Kurt aggresively tries to seduce Finn, ignoring his discomfort with it-even going as far as decorating his bedroom like a harem. Finn says that Kurt’s bedroom decoration is faggy and Kurt’s dad throws Finn out of the house for disrespecting his son.

Finn “makes it up to him” by dressing up in drag for his Glee performance.

Finn had also asked Kurt to dance at his parents wedding, showing that although sometimes bigoted he usually does the right thing (appease gays regardless of his feelings or convictions). Maybe in another episode he can take it up the ass, to show that he’s REALLY tolerant.

Songs (just a few, because seriously, my head is spinning): 

During the Lady Gaga (of course, right!?) episode, everyone sang “Born This Way” proudly wearing a t-shirt that boasts about what makes them different.

It’s a big hit at the concerts, too

One of us by Joan Osbourne

During the Madonna episode Rachel and Jesse sing “Like a Virgin”

Puck sings “Fat Bottomed Girls” to Lauren in order to woo her.

(This is Lauren, btw)

I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry

Merecedes sings “I Will Always Love You” to Sam, the guy she just rejected.

This is Sam, btw

“With you I’m born again”- Rachel dressed as a schoolgirl and Finn as a priest. Subtle.

Rachel and Finn Perform Their Duet in Episode 2.4: "Duets"

Kurt performs “Single Ladies”

Well ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution rests. Hope you enjoyed the show.

If you still have not had enough,  check out the cast of Glee slutting it up for GQ magazine. I’d say it’s pretty in line with the values of the show.